MISCAVIGE FINDS PERFECT TOMMY DAVIS REPLACEMENT

"AMERICA YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED"  

BO BICE OPENS A DIALOG

REALITY STAR PERFECT FOR SPOKES BOY

PERFECT CHOICE for SCIENTOLOGY  Spokes “white boy”

He’s a Celebrity – He’s in the news – A reality show star with albums and a worthy cause.   Meet Bo Bice – the perfect spokesboy to replace Tommy Davis – he does oppressed, can cry on cue and even raise public ire against a minority female fast food worker.  That takes true talent. The kind of talent so necessary for the Church of Elrod Xenu and the Flying Couch Jumper.

Watch this clip from Samantha Bee Full Frontal to vet Bo Bice for spokes “white boy” of the Elrod Xenu Megachurch. 

GO FOR IT COB – RTC DM  – rundown BICE using the Celebrity Center SEEK & DESTROY KIDNAP TEAM  Find and recruit this guy   BO BICE – to replace Tommy Davis and Mike Rinder – Bo is looking for work and is a perfect foil for the venom cast in your direction. 

We have never seen a white man so in need of LORD XENU. 

MEANWHILE  we can LEARN Why SCIENTOLOGY is actually like an All White Racist Redneck Church in Arkansas – A REAL RELIGION.  One of those powerful all white mega churches that proclaim 

“Lord Elrod Xenu wants his ministers to live like wealthy oil sheiks” it says so right here in the EYE OF THE NEEDLE  

"MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY."
- L. Ron Hubbard, Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter, 9 March 1972, MS OEC 384

Mega Fallwell clone and supplicant Rev Mike “Finn” HUCKSTER  LLc DDs, COB & DoD demonstrates the proper method of deflecting criticism and claims of sexual harassment.

“Don’t call me honey – sweetie – sugar pie – and ask me about breasts, legs and thighs frilly britches.” Or I will sic LORD XENU'S FULL RETRIBUTION on your sexual harassing ass.

        SO SAYETH REVEREND HUCK AT THE END OF THE BO BICE ON BEE FLICK. 

CONVERT REV HUCK and PRODUCE A PERFECT ENFORCER

Watch to the end of Samantha Bee Full Frontal to vet Bo Bice for spokes “white boy” until Rev Huck finishes up with his sexual harassment rap. It is so like an SCN defender claiming unfair treatment with all the sincerity of an Arkansas politician with DNA on a blue dress. Quick call Ken Starr – he needs a new job after turning Baylor into a rape academy.